It’s not that we target opinions “that aren’t our own”. It’s that the fallacies that your opinions contain are blindingly obvious to us and it’s difficult finding time to break down every-single-god-damn-thing into something that you can understand. I’ll admit that sometimes people find it difficult to take the time and properly defend, point for point, the silly arguments that are thrown at us constantly.

People are very busy with the other inherent drawbacks in their lives and struggle to just keep up with everyone else nevermind answering to the predictable questions that the privileged percentage throw at us ad nauseam.

So puh-leaze forgive us for not giving enough special attention to humor deliberately ignorant shitheads.

July 4th is specifically meant to be a day where you get our special attention. I figured you might be a little more pleased.